: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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