you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
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but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
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I think I ejaculated my soul out.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
please don't ironically join a cult
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