Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(516): View more from New York

I woke up on my floor...

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I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...

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(703): View more from Virginia

By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.

(703): View more from Virginia

Thank you Grey Goose.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.

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(623): View more from Arizona

Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.

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(713): View more from Texas

I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.

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(518): View more from New York

bad decision saturdays are such a good decision

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(423): View more from Tennessee

it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.

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(972): View more from Texas

I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.

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(256): View more from Alabama

She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.

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