I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Did we literally take a cab across the street
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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