i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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