I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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