he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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