I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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