Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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