She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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