normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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