let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
Randomize
