I wish I only lived at night.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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