Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
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She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
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Who wants vodka and apple sauce
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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