What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I see more hoeing in ur future
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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