butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
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