Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
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