I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
So squirting runs in the family.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Randomize
