it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You dont lie about slip and slides
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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