Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
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it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
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How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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