You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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