I accidentally burped into my bong.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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