That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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