Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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