he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
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they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
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Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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