His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
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We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
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All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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