Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Randomize
