"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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