You just made me feel so damn special
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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