so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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