the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
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...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
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My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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