Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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