Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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