It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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