...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
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Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
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We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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