i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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