I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
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Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
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I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
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