Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
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pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
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Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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