and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
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his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
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I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
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