Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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