Taylor Swift is so right about you.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
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Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
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You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
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