the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
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Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
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Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
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I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
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