they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
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My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
There's a naked man in my car right now.
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He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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