She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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