marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
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PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
It's never too late to be topless.
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The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!