Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(773): View more from Illinois

I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her

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(336): View more from North Carolina

If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.

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(330): View more from Ohio

The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.

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(912): View more from Georgia

I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.

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(419): View more from Ohio

It was like getting head from an anaconda

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(601): View more from Mississippi

This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.

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(207): View more from Maine

suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway

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