People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i barfeds in our rink
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
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I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
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Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell