Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(907): View more from Alaska

Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.

(1-907): View more from Alaska

Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..

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(647): View more from Ontario

ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring

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(732): View more from New Jersey

I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.

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(650): View more from California

We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.

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(702): View more from Nevada

she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.

(702): View more from Nevada

now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"

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(316): View more from Kansas

Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

That's right. I did.

(403): View more from Alberta, CA

You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.

(403): View more from Alberta, CA

That's right. I did.

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(613): View more from Ontario

Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.

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