Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
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turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
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Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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