it's too hot outside to masturbate.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
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