I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
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She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
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Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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