; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
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I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
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Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
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