This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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