Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
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Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
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admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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