I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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