Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
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You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
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We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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