Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
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This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
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You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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