would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
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You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
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Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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