Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
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Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
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Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
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