ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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