What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
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the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
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he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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