You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Randomize
