i need an iv and a liver transplant
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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