Dual....:-)
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
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pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
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Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I'm like, not good at living.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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