what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
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I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
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Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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